I was just wondering what would be the best product to put on my fellow cow bretheren on The Farm to make them slip through gates better? I've tried everything--vaseline, soap, water, excessive dieting programs.
Hah! You dare to plot against me, Uma? You doubt my ultra-superior intelligence over you. For you are a freak of nature and I am pureblood. And an evil pureblood at that!! *evil laughter*
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